86 Reasons Why The Beatles Are Better Than Hannah Montana

1) The Beatles are pleasant to listen to while they speak.
2) The Beatles are MUCH better actors than Miley Cyrus.
3) Their songs convey a message other than “I’m so dumb” and “Life is a party.”
4) When performing, the Beatles do not strut around the stage like total idiots.
5) The Beatles have proven that they can appeal to young children (Yellow Submarine and adults (masterpieces like Hey Jude) alike, not hopeless nine-year-old girls.
6) Tuxedos vs. overly sparkly dresses. Hmmm . . .
7) There were no funny press conferences in the show Hannah Montana.
8) The Beatles do not have to try to keep their identities secret.
9) Two words: Hey Jude.
and the final reason…
10) THE BEATLES DO NOT NEED BLONDE WIGS TO MAKE THEMSELVES BEAUTIFUL!
11. The Beatles never whine, but if they did it would be funny.
12. Hannah Montana may be in its last season, but the Beatles will live on forever.
13. The Beatles have been around ten times as long as H.M. but we’re still not tired of talking about them!
14. Hannah Montana requires lights and smoke and twenty million backup dancers on stage, but the Beatles ate chicken on stage.
15. 4 Beatles = 4 times the fun

16. The Beatles give you something to talk to your parents about
17. The Beatles never had to choose between Tennessee (sp?) and Liverpool.
18. Hannah Montana gets in trouble, and she gets grounded. The Beatles get in trouble, and it makes us laugh.
19. The Beatles all play a number of instruments. Miley can play the guitar, but on stage she just sings along to back stage music produced by people we don’t know.
20. You can make cute puns with the Beatles, like the BESTles.

21. The Beatles never had to worry about zit cream.
22. They always dressed tastefully on stage.
23. Hannah Montana could never come up with the idea of holding her electric guitar close to the speaker to make an interesting sound before the song she never had called “I Feel Fine”
24. Only the Beatles could sound funny when they transposed their lyrics.
25. Two words: Hey Jude.
26. The Beatles have their own Apples to Apples card.
27. The Beatles had “running jokes” in their songs (e.g. “The walrus was Paul,” “I already told you about strawberry fields, the land where nothing is real”)

28. Hannah Montana would look like an ape if she grew a beard.
29. Only the Beatles could release a song that mentions a certain brown shoe.
30. A plot from one of the Hannah Montana episodes is: Miley wants to go on a trip, her dad says no, Miley goes anyway, her father yells at her, Miley apologizes, and they all live happily ever after. A plot from one of the Beatles movies is: A villanous people called Blue Meanies destroy the unearthly paradise of Pepperland; the Beatles travel in a yellow submarine through the Sea of Time, the Sea of Monsters, and Nowhere to meet their look-alikes, Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band; they fight the Blue Meanies; and they all become friends and live happily ever after.
31 miley only plays a famous person on tv the beatles were actualy famous in REAL life
32. Hannah Montana could never sing twelve billion songs about the sun.
33. The Beatles’ names do not rhyme. And they do not end with the name of a state that has nothing to do with Malibu or Tennessee.
34. There have been no parodies of the Beatles on the Simpsons.
35. The Beatles know how to laugh in the songs they record and end up putting it on an album.

36. People say “Miley rocks because she loves animals.” The Beatles also happen to love animals, too. There was probably a guy somewhere in Help! who was walking his dog or something.
37. The Beatles don’t wear weird wigs
38. The Beatles aren’t acting out a role
39. The Beatles are the real deal
40. The Beatles have real talent; compose and play their own music and even the covers they did, they did well
41. The Beatles weren’t in an inane sitcom
42. The Beatles were cuter
43. The Beatles were not apt to voice inanities in interviews, although I didn’t like Paul’s “Shoes” comment or his silly little Churchill bit when the Beatles came to America. If I can only count 2 inanities from the Fabs, that is quite good as I think Hannah Montana is rooted in inanity

44. The Beatles have staying power and are timeless classics who have raised the musical bar for time immemorial
45. The Beatles have been referenced in countless shows and by countless public figures
46. Whole classes are being taught about the Beatles and their influence
47. You do not have to be embarrassed to like the Beatles.
48. Will Miley still be what some consider “pretty” when she’s 68?
49. If Hannah Montana took drugs, she would be the creepiest thing in the world. If the Beatles took drugs, they would still release one of the most amazing albums in the world called Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. And they did.
50. The Beatles will last forever. Hannah Montana lasted four seasons.
51. Look up Hard Days Night on IMDB and look at the user reviews. Now look up Hannah Montana’s user reviews.
52. Take the Beatles worst film (“Magical Mystery Tour” or “Let it be”) and it’s twelve times better than anything she’s ever been in.

53. The Beatles worst ever song (which ever it may be) would be the A side of Hannah’s best ever selling single, if she’d recirded it herself

54. 25 (20 ? 15 ? 10 ? 5 ?) years after she’d out of the business, very few people will remember her, and no after-the-fact works of her will be hot sellers… where as The Beatles, well here we are 40 (40 !) years after their break-up, and they’re still used as a benchmark !

55. Related to #54, technically but, The Beatles, who disbanded in 1970, still outsell her, (2 to 1 ?, 5 to 1 ?, 10 to 1?), at the height of her career !
56. The Beatles had touching lyrics—take “Blackbird,” for instance.
57. Hannah Montana does not have sideburns.
58. Hannah Montana does not look like George. I should stop there.
59. The beatles didn’t sit in their fathers lap in barely any clothes.

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