86 Reasons Why The Beatles Are Better Than Hannah Montana

86 Reasons Why The Beatles Are Better Than Hannah Montana

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60. The beatles don’t sing songs about ice cream and being two different people.

61. The beatles don’t have loud annoying voices. They have sexy voices 🙂

62. The beatles don’t say stupid stuff like sweet nibblets. Nothing more to be said.

63. The beatles aren’t Hannah Montana.
64. The Beatles never used autotune
65. The Beatles don’t have to pretend to be someone they’re not
66. The Beatles don’t sing songs that complain about stuff they started
67. The Beatles are loved by men, women, and children, while Hannah Montana is loved by pubescent girls
68. The Beatles don’t act like whores in front of the camera to get attention
69. Hannah Montana doesn’t have her own headline show in Las Vegas
70. The Beatles don’t have an identity crisis
71. The Beatles didn’t get run out of business for being too whore-ish.
72.the beatles don’t wear wigs (even if the people in america thought they did =P)
73. The beatles don’t have to hide their identities. They embrace them =P
74. The beatles aren’t forgotten. She is long forgotten by now
75. The Beatles don’t have their parents write their songs for them.
76. The Beatles took cool drugs. Not this bullsh*t Salvia
77. The Beatles never got into or out of a car without panties.

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78. Paul was a symbolic walrus; Hannah is a real one.
76. The Beatles are the real deal and not some actors hiding under a weird wig
77. The Beatles were never on an inane sitcom
78. The Beatles were so much more appealing
79. The Beatles are timeless and cross all generations like Tony Bennett, who is another timeless talent
80. The Beatles at least got to ride in a Ford Falcon when they were in Australia in 1964
81. The Beatles were real muscians, not actors playing cliche roles
82. The Beatles didn’t pretend to be what they were not
83. The Beatles did a myriad of songs about a myriad of things and were experimental. They weren’t formulaic popsters whose range was limited to inanity and trivial topics
84. The Beatles were fresh and natural and were generally funny and not cardboard cutouts
85. The Beatles had sex appeal
86. The Queen is a Beatles’ fan and we all know Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl

 

source: http://www.beatlelinks.net/forums/showthread.php?t=42170&page=3

One comment

  1. I only know four reasons….JOHN PAUL GEORGE and RINGO…do you need more ?

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